Comedy (for performance) -

Last week, just gone, I married Jack

Dressed in white and all that tat.

Buffet made, and guests all seated.

Then I 'eard the bugger'd cheated !

On honeymoon they found him dead,

'A tragic accident' I said.

Well anyone could have a fall....

from a balcony......strung up by the balls.

Still.....grieving widow, I held his wake.

and offered round the wedding cake,

Through confetti, his coffin I carried

back to the church where we were married.

To the vicar I said -

Im bringing 'im back - a girl looks so much better in black !!!